Ouch,
where does time go? It’s been an age since I last blogged; the final month of
my course was quite full on, and we had a round of visitors which made life
quite hectic. Before starting this blog
I wondered how long I would keep it up; I guess I have found the answer: until
I get too busy.
I
have now completed my mountain skills semester, as a picture paints a 1000
words, I thought I would write a short blog with lots of pics to help me
reminisce and so you can see what fun I have been having – yes I did actually
say fun!
As
the title suggests I spent much of the last six weeks climbing in one form or
another. However before my feet left the ground I completed a wilderness first
aid course; passing the exams at the highest grade of advanced adventure medic.
This was by far the best first aid course I have ever taken; it went further
than other courses and was largely outdoor scenario based. I actually feel quite confident to tackle
whatever medical challenges life may throw at me.
My
first climbing foray was regular crag climbing at Skaha bluffs in
Pinticton. For once we were camping on a
fully civilized campsite; with showers, drinking water and beer to hand. I even
bagged a tent all to myself. All in all, this trip was amazing, my favourite of
the course. The bluffs are a small provincial
park and contain over a 1000 named climbing routes; 650 of which are pre-bolted
sport climbs. This blew my mind: England
has very little sport climbing. As well
as the awesome climbing, the trip was super
chilled and very relaxing – as all good crag trips should be. I didn’t push my climbing
boundaries too hard, only leading 5.9 climbs and completing a few 5.11a’s top
roped [I did have a little play on a complex 5.12a which the guide humoured me by
putting up]. More importantly I learned
new climbing systems and honed my rope work; particularly for multipitch
climbing. Somewhere towards the end of the trip I was bitten by a ‘thing’ that
to everyone’s merriment caused my arm to go bright red, feel like fire and
swell to the size of a large marrow.
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| Me leading a multipitch climb |
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| Awesome Crag |
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| Cheesey smile - Pinticton in the background |
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| Hanging out in Skaha |
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| Keel Haul on Kid Goat - 8 pitches of sun and rock |
Following
Skaha, we moved on to the Alpine climbing phase, which is basically rock
climbing in the Alpine region rather than on a small crag. Some of this was
done locally to Canmore with the more advanced mountaineering elements being
conducted in and around the Columbia Ice Fields. Unfortunately the ice fields
part was affected by wet weather leading to a high avalanche risk. During a six
day trip we only actually managed to scale one peak [Boundary Peak. 2871m. 900m
height gain]. We spent the rest of the
time practising glacier travel, crevasse rescue [which involved jumping in to
holes in the ice and hoping the guys you are attached to can pull you out], and
other mountain skills. On several occasions we only discovered that the
avalanche conditions were unfavourable at about 0400 having got up at 0300 and
made our way to the start line. Our somewhat ambitious goal was to climb Mt
Athabasca [pretty famous by Canadian standards], but alas we never made it. On
one of the rain affected days we did manage to squeeze in a 400m via ferrata,
which was quite good fun. I also farted
very loudly in the cooking shelter, causing one of the guides to throw his arms
up in despair and retire to bed. I was later to be awarded the fart of the trip
award at our end of course meal for this accomplishment.
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| Occy belaying on pitch 7 with our anchor in view |
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| Cramponing up at 0500. |
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| A true mountaineer? |
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| Roped up on a Glacier |
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| Top of Boundary Peak |
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| North Ridge of Athabasca |
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| Columbia Ice Fields |
Having
learned a lot of skills, but not managing to put them in to practice on many summits,
our final expedition came along. We chose to go to the Bugaboos, which turned
out to be an awesome choice. The Bugs were unlike anywhere we had been on our
course previously; a collection of granite spires that rise Mordor-esque
hundreds of metres out of the ground. Here we bagged two good summits [Hounds
tooth 2819m, and East Post Spire 2697m] as well as completing a 12hr
circumnavigation of Bugaboo spire itself [we set out to climb Pigeon Spire
3156m, a North American classic, but the conditions were once again against us].
These trips involved a lot of glacier travel, roped and unroped scrambling,
some pitched climbing in our mountain boots as well as a lot of snow travel and
rappelling. The expedition was amazing, with the 0400 starts being well worth
it this time, reminding me why I love to be in the mountains. I also proved to
my rope team the benefits of being roped up by slipping when a snow step
collapsed on a near vertical descent; the other pair in my trio expertly
arrested my fall – saving me from several cuts and bruises as I was hurtling
toward a pile of rocks [although this did somewhat squash my left testicle].
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| Inukshuk showing the way |
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| Hounds Tooth in the background |
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| Bugaboo Spire |
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| Resting on the Glacier - Amazing |
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| Avalanche in action |
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| Our trail in the snow |
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| On top in the Bugs |
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| Climbed that |
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| Fun Scrambling |
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| Our Campsite |
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| East Post Spire |
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| View from the outhouse window |
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| Makes it worth while |
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| Climbed this col, sunrise above is from the top. |
Throughout
this climbing section I learned a lot, becoming pretty efficient with my multi
pitch climbing drills, very comfortable with ‘rappelling’ and happy with a
range of safety skills and techniques.
Combined with the adventure medicine section this was by far the best
part of the mountain skills semester. I
think Skaha will always have a special place in my heart – hopefully somewhere
to return to one day.
Now
it is all done, I have had a little time to reflect on what has been an amazing
three month course. I’ll share these
thoughts with you next time.
For
now I’ll leave you with the story of the end of course meal. Throughout the semester Occy [the other Brit]
had been trying to explain British ‘lad culture’ to the Canadians. The team
meal seemed the perfect opportunity for a practical demonstration – naturally I
had to support this fellow countryman in his quest. A lot of alcohol later I
find myself walking home at 2300 [?] discovering on the way that my legs had
stopped working, meaning I somehow had to carry them with me. Upon reaching the
bridge opposite my house I was struck down by sea sickness causing me to vomit
whilst holding on to the bridge for dear life. Eventually I settled down for a
nights sleep on the decking outside our front door, only to be disturbed by Becky
dragging me in to the house at about 0200 [the pub was only 500m from my
house]. I apparently proceeded to do a ministry of funny walks walk around the
bedroom, in order to finally collapse in my bed. Turns out elevation, low alcohol consumption
for a long period of time and a bulldog British spirit to outdo ‘Johnny
Foreigner’ can do funny things to a person. I’m not quite sure the three day
hangover was worth it, but hey we live and learn.